There Is a New Superhero in Town
It’s a bird… It’s a plane… It’s AssKick-Man
“I don’t sit around talking to experts because this is a college seminar,” Obama continued. “We talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers, so I know whose ass to kick.”
Always Guarding. Never Rest. Until All Deserving Asses Are Kicked.
 Unless he is playing golf.
 Unless there are celebrity concerts in the White House.
 Unless there are dinners cooked by celebrity chefs.