Obama Won the Academy Award for Best Actor
He acted like a moderate candidate and fooled half of the Americans. Due to his ability, he won the Academy Award for Best Actor in a movie that has yet been written. Because he can.
Obama Won the Heisman Trophy
He never ran for a college football team, but he ran all the way to the presidency, avoiding tackles with his bait-and-switch move. He had no quarterback experience but he threw a Hail Mary when the crowd, the referee and the line judges ran an interference for him. So, he won this trophy for football games that would never be played. Because people hope he can.
Obama Won the Hot Dog Championship
He may not be able to eat that many hot dogs yet, but that’s OK. He should win it now so that he would do Americans a dietary favor. Because one day he’ll change hot dogs with $100/lb Wagyu steaks.